amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

(via ruinedchildhood)

row-row-row-your-bodt:

oeternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

HMYOGD

row-row-row-your-bodt:

oeternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

HMYOGD

(via no-homohowell)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via no-homohowell)

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GOI AM A MAJESTIC CREATUREI SHALL TROD ON YOUPUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GO
I AM A MAJESTIC CREATURE
I SHALL TROD ON YOU
PUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

(Source: togifs, via no-homohowell)

narcotic:

officialpuppy:

daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

(via ouijaboardsexting)

havefaithinptv:

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

*screaming is heard in the distance*

havefaithinptv:

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

*screaming is heard in the distance*

(Source: alexisanchezisonfire, via no-homohowell)

lustyloveylady:

This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made

(Source: the-attic-to-the-left, via 2000ish)

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

(Source: thewritersramblings, via plug)

(Source: ellismiranda, via joshpeck)

chickem:

this show is so important to me

chickem:

this show is so important to me

(Source: stripedsweater, via undeddisfunction)